Sometimes you just need to laugh no matter how lame the joke me be.
Q: What do you call a fake noodle? (An Impasta)
Q: What do you call a fat psychic? (A four chin teller)
Q: What do you call a laughing jar mayonnaise? (LMAYO)
Q: How do you drown a hipster? (In the mainstream)
Q: How do you make holy water? (Boil the hell out of it)
Q: What did the leopard say after eating its owner? ( Man that hit the ‘spot’)
I had a dream of the muffler and then woke up exhausted.
Look a baby polar bear! (That is just because it is so cute that you have to smile)
I’m going to stand outside so if anyone asks I’m outstanding.
Well I hope you all laughed a least a little. Today just felt like a day that needed laughter. 😊