Jokes On You

Sometimes you just need to laugh no matter how lame the joke me be.

Q: What do you call a fake noodle? (An Impasta)

Q: What do you call a fat psychic? (A four chin teller) 

Q: What do you call a laughing jar mayonnaise? (LMAYO)

Q: How do you drown a hipster? (In the mainstream)

Q: How do you make holy water? (Boil the hell out of it) 

Q: What did the leopard say after eating its owner? ( Man that hit the ‘spot’)

I had a dream of the muffler and then woke up exhausted.  

 

Look a baby polar bear! (That is just because it is so cute that you have to smile) 

I’m going to stand outside so if anyone asks I’m outstanding.

Well I hope you all laughed a least a little. Today just felt like a day that needed laughter. 😊

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