Lust & Chipotle 

A girl walks into Chipotle and orders two burritos. The guy behind the counter says, “Two! Man you must be hungry!” The girl lets out a small awkward laugh, pats her stomach and replies, somewhat sarcastically, “Oh, yeah… I’m starved.” The guy behind the counter laughs and asks if one the burritos is for her boyfriend and she says no but it is for her husband. 

The guy behind the counter nods and looks a little disappointed but then asks which burrito was intended for her. She points to hers and he continues to make the burritos cracking a few more jokes. The girl is laughing too.

By the time they get the cash register he hands her the burrito that was meant for her and says “In case you ever get bored with your husband,” he winks and adds, “you know where to find me.” The female coworker beside him lets her jaw drop and eyebrows raise. The girl couldn’t help but to laugh when she held her huge burrito in her hands compared to the much smaller one he made for her husband. 

   
     

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