- What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
- Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present’s beneath them.
- What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It’s Saint-NICKEL-LESS
- Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
- song told me to Deck the Halls…so I did. Mr.and Mrs. Hall are not very happy.
- Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way
- If i was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I’d steal you.
Merry Christmas Everyone!